LOL got this from a male customer
He Said To
Me!
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me .. . ......... Shall we try swapping positions
tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink
while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but
fart
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery
money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time.
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never
happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night?
I said. . . A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than
single
women?
I said to him .. . .
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
omg! for one moment, i thought you were actually replying to your
customer rather than him passing on the jokes to you.
sorry mind is fuzzy at moment.
